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FOCUS ON FARTS 3 lifts lid on the facts of flatulence

Welcome to the third “wise crack” in our continuing series of “Focus on Farts” flatulist graphics

Protect your kitchen worktop

with our toughened glass

CHOPPER BOARD

“A really good quality chopper board – and funny too!” – A Satisfied Customer

This glass chopper board is the essential kitchen tool for a sexy cook!

No kitchen is complete until it has a proper cutting board to protect worktops from unwanted cuts and scratches and to allow the safe and hygienic slicing and chopping of foodstuffs.

The Studio Kwerky glass Chopper Board is suitable for the kitchens of vegetarians, vegans and meat-eaters.

This amusing tempered-glass chopping board is decorated with a distinctive penis art design specially created by artist Merzi de Bris from an original graffiti chalk drawing seen on the harbour wall at the seaside resort of Margate, not far from the Turner Contemporary art gallery.

The board has a textured, heatproof and hard-wearing cutting surface and a set of protective anti-slip rubber feet.

Size: 280 mm x 390 mm

The Chopper Board is easily wiped clean after use.

This desirable and quirky food prep kitchen tool will delight everyone who’s given one. It’s the perfect gift for all occasions!

Available from

STUDIO KWERKY

£19.95 POST FREE

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