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All at sea with money management problems & trapped wind

Fart-based deck games such as ‘Squeezy-Peasy’ (seen here being played aboard The Lazy Fairy cruise ship) kept passengers distracted from seriously addressing the storm of raging inflation into which they were blithely heading.

ARGhhh! It’s the Bottle of Hastings money box

The Bottle of Hastings is celebrated with this original ceramic money box. It’s the only bottle bank your small change will ever need! Save money and enjoy the nostalgic thought of a genuine Anglo-Saxon coastal Groyne Ale, which promises a mature taste sensation from 1066 that has been poetically described as “ARGhhh!”

A rare souvenir from the seaside town where the no-nonsense ale drinkers of England, led by King Harold, made their determined stand against an invasion from Normandy of alcoholic drinks made from apples and pears.

This decorative piggy bank has a bright white glossy finish and will sit nicely on the beer mat of your choice. A rubber stopper in the bottom (well, that’s what it is…) can be easily removed when you want the money.

The perfect Christmas or birthday gift for any beer aficionado.

The Bottle of Hastings Money Box

is available only from

STUDIO KWERKY

£10.99 plus postage

The “Three ARGhhhs!” wraparound design on the money box
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